{"product_id":"virtual-class-i-took-the-red-pill-now-wtf-do-i-eat-3-6-2026","title":"Virtual Class: I took the red pill…now WTF do I eat?","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI took the red pill…now WTF do I eat?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarch 6, 2026 \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6-8PM EST\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$44\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*This class will be recorded for those who cannot make the live session. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Moment Your Eyes Open, Everything Changes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne day, you’re eating like everyone else — trusting labels, trusting marketing, trusting the “experts” — and the next, you’re staring at your pantry wondering how the hell half these ingredients are even legal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the awakening.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the knowledge you reach for when the truth hits hard, your grocery cart becomes a battlefield, and you realize the food system wasn’t built to nourish you — it was built to own you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re not crazy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re not overreacting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re waking up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet’s rebuild your relationship with food from the ground up — raw, real, red-pilled, and empowered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eParticipants will receive a step by step red pilled action plan from minute one through month one, a daily “WTF do I eat now” tracker AND complimentary life long access to the short e-book to be in reach when you need!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eYou'll receive the workbook and e-book for this class via email. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan id=\"m_891190063432406343gmail-docs-internal-guid-05e765ef-7fff-1e89-2ca4-9b052f81c3d4\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Red Pilled Yogi","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42907492122714,"sku":null,"price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0587\/1199\/8554\/files\/Screenshot_2026-01-11_at_11.37.08_AM.png?v=1768149439","url":"https:\/\/redpilledyogi.com\/products\/virtual-class-i-took-the-red-pill-now-wtf-do-i-eat-3-6-2026","provider":"Red Pilled Yogi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}